Perhaps you’d wear this $1 million Slinky costume (for auction on eBay):

But let’s face it, if you’re trying to cut your budget, you’ll probably only be able to swing something in the $500-$1,000 range. Here are three options:

Stormtrooper Supreme – $999.99

Darth Vader – $799.99

Gene Simmons – $666.88

Apparently, women’s designer costumes don’t warrant the same prices, unless you want an authentic Venetian Carnival dress. You might as well just go slumming with this:

Collector’s Batgirl Costume – $420

Either way, Gene Simmons will be knocking down your door.